President Palmer told the DailySkew "World War II Will Not Happen"
The MOT (Ministry of Truth) on behalf of the DailySkew conducted an interview with President Palmer this morning at 7:26AM EST at the White House. Here are excerpts from this interview, regarding the North Korea and South Korea World War III standoff:
MOT: So, President Palmer, as Tony Vahl and Damian Hospital have mused, shouldn’t the sinking of the South Korean vessel and killing of 46 South Korean saliors be a prelude to World War III, or at least be considered an act of war?
PP: Actually, no, it is not a prelude of World War 3. North Korea has denied sinking the ship. Even if there is evidence, finding the link to a state-sanctioned attack would still not trigger WW3.
MOT: Okay…why not?
PP: Because in 2010, all nations exercise patience. The United Nations will push for sanctions against North Korea, but no Asian country wants a war because of the way they have all been embracing the benefits of capitalism. South Korea has no intention to fire missiles or shoot rifles. China- North Korea’s main ally- would lose money on a war.
MOT: Are you saying economics is the main reason for avoiding a conflict? I mean, what would happen if a Somalian pirate ship attacked an American ship-oh, wait, bad question, they already did-
PP: I’m saying that nations and humanity are innately selfish, and heads of state don’t have suicidal tendencies. Those governments in power don’t have death wishes. Even Kim Jong ill, who has cancer, loves himself too much. China? Why would they endanger the economic hold they have over the United States and their trading partners in Asia, including South Korea. It’s just not profitable. Do you really think I can sell another Korean War to our unemployed people?
MOT: Wow…President Palmer, I just have to thank you for your brutal honesty. It is very refreshing that we have a president that cuts through the hype and misinformation. My final question…will South Korea seek any retribution against North Korea?
PP: We will all “do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight”. LOL
PP: Yeah, seriously, what will happen is that that we will submit our proposal to the United Nations asking for worldwide sanctions against North Korea. China will veto the resolution. At that point in time- if it is still a news story- we may let South Korea blow up a dummy North Korean ship.
MOT: With sailors?
PP: Yes, with sailors. They would probably be North Korean political prisoners, but they would be expendable.
PP: Then South Korea sinks the ship, and everyone will be happy because it’s an eye-for-an-eye. Perhaps North Korea will file a United Nations grievance- as a formality- but by that time, the whole thing would have been forgotten, expect by you guys at the DailySkew. LOL
MOT: My head is spinning.
PP: In conclusion: it’s not profitable to start World War III. Always remember that, and stay off Michael Savage, Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reily, Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck, Anne Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and your local right wing affiliates on El Cheapo AM radiowaves. Did I miss anybody? LOL