In 2001, the MEDIA did not publicize the birth of a baby to a virgin mother. This photo is of a baby shark, which was born in a Nebraska zoo in 2001. DNA tests showed that this shark was a product of a virgin birth, the first time the phenomenon has been confirmed in a shark. There is only one time in human history where this was alleged to happen: Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, the baby was killed soon after birth by a stingray kept in the same tank.
Scientists were able to match the DNA with one of three potential mothers in the tank, however none of these females had had any contact with a male.
Fast forward to now (virgin shark birth article):
A female shark named Tidbit was caught in the wild when she was very young and reached sexual maturity in a tank at the Virginia Aquarium in Virginia Beach, where she lived for eight years. Tidbit was KILLED by a fool scientist during a “routine” physical exam. The post-death dissection revealed Tidbit was pregnant with a near term shark pup.
That’s twice, scientists allowed pups from a virgin shark birth DIE.
The DailySkew received this message from the Shark King:
“As I predicted, FINAL CRISIS is upon us in 2008. Not once, but TWICE did the Sons of Man killed the Shark Messiah. But don’t worry- He shall return once again.”
Dr. Richard Hoffman believes that this parthenogenesis may be an evolutionary adaption in sharks as the species is decades away from extinction.
“Due to mankind’s recklessness, sharks will become extinct within 20 years. This is nature’s way of preservation.”
However, Dr. J. Mathews of North Carolina University says that although rare, parthenogenesis occurs in many other animals, and probably has occurred in other non-documented shark cases.
When informed of Mathews’ comment, Shark King vowed revenge.
Barack Obama’s campaign manager had no comment.