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Japanese Refugees Head to Hong Kong

April 12, 2011
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Due to the nuclear disaster, slow rebuilding, and lack of jobs, many Japanese are emigrating to Hong Kong. They are …Read the Rest

Uganda Welcomes Gaddafi- Kamala Interview

April 6, 2011
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MINISTRY OF TRUTH NEWS- Kamala the Ugandan Giant has told MOT News that Uganda has opened its arms to grant …Read the Rest

Somali Pirates Kill Four American Hostages During Negotiations

February 23, 2011
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In tragic news, the Americans who were being held by Somali pirates were killed during botched negotiations with the U.S. Navy. I …Read the Rest

$50,000 Reward for the Capture of the Founder of WikiLeaks

December 1, 2010
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WIKILEAKS-Was listening to the radio on the way home, and a conservative radio talk show host read his press release: …Read the Rest

Hostage Situation Over: 24 Hostages Freed

November 30, 2010
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BREAKING NEWS- A 15-year-old Wisconsin sophomore, held 23 classmates and a teacher hostage for  five hours yesterday in high school. He …Read the Rest