Yes, I am saying this with a straight face, after all we ARE in an economic downturn. Are you a natural born comedian or see the world as a big sick joke? Do you like to make people laugh? Are you the creative type? Do you like to express your feelings in non-traditional ways? Did you ever fantasize about becoming a clown? Do you know how to become a clown? Do you like kids and want to entertain them? Check out this ebook: How To Make A Living Or Simply Entertain Your Kids By Clowning!
Perhaps you just want to entertain your kids and keep their attention occupied, or maybe you want become a professional clown and work parties or other entertaining functions. Maybe you have dreams of becoming a cereal killer- you know, stabbing Lucky Charms, Special K, and Fruit Loops. The sky is the limit if you can get the clown make-up and mannerisms down pat. You KNOW you want to walk the streets dressed as a clown, and if you read that ebook you can become an expert in no time.
What are you waiting for, my friend? Don’t you want to BE YOUR OWN BOSS in this sick, sick, world we live in? See, the FCC doesn’t want me to tell you this, but you can start a part-time clowning business while you work for THE MAN most of the week. Heck, even if you are not business-minded, think of how great a hobby of clowning is. Are you sold yet? Check out that link, and find out for yourself.