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Would K.I.T.T. Have Looked Better as a 2010 Camaro

Would K.I.T.T. have looked better as a 2010 Camaro? Who cares? This post has nothing to do with the question “Would K.I.T.T. have looked better as a 2010 Camaro”, but it DOES have to do with the year 2010.

Welcome to…drum roll please…Skew.Dailyskew.com’s 1000th post! DailySkew has been around since 2001, although we started blogging a few years ago. Anyway, read on for a nice rant about 2010 and humanity’s old visions of this grand future. If you don’t want to read this, you can at least find out the best way to make money online.
I was watching the new Norton Antivirus commerical on TV, and the voice over guy called the year 2010 “twenty-ten”. A wave of shock hit my body. It’s like I was hurled into the future- “twenty-ten”. Just like that. It was like it was decided by Norton’s marketing company that we shall call 2010 “twenty ten”.
It’s not that I am against the Twenty Ten Campaign- it’s just that I don’t like to be forcefed it by commercialism. I know the advertising bigwigs got together and said, “Let’s say ‘twenty ten’- sounds futuristic, easy on the tongue”. Yet I was used to saying “two-thousand one”. Now I feel like I’m in an Arthur C. Clarke novel.
Let’s see what the message board masses say:
I don’t know. Twenty Ten sounds OK when I say it, but folks might just be influenced by the movie title Two Thousand Ten (the sequel to Two Thousand One A Space Odyssey).
I hope we all start saying twenty-ten. Maybe we should start campaigning now to enlighten the masses. Another thing that I have been thinking about is what we are going to call the decade. We have the noughties, twenties, thirties, forties, fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties and nineties but what do you call the ‘teens’? The teens sounds rubbish and we can’t exactly say the teenties. What do we call it?
I’ve always thought that to maintain consistency, we should have been saying “twenty – oh – one” etc, from the very first. We said “nineteen – ninety” whatever, so why not continue the style?
It makes more sense to say, Twenty ten, Rather than two thousand ten, But people will have their own ways of saying it…. But for sure twenty ten will be the most commonly used.
Well, saying twenty 10 certainly is easier. But, if it has to be spoken out loud, I think two thousand 10 will still be used.
I can remember when 1984 was so far in the future that the only person that could imagine it was Orwell….. and 2010… what kinda number is that !
would think that just saying 10, or 21 or so would be ok. when you get to the 2041 or 2075 I think many would just assume you meant 2041 not 1941 and such.

People would just be referring to the 20 century for anything in the 1900′s and just assume you were speaking about the 21 century I know I won’t be around in 2041 or 2075 , so I will just let them work it all out. Time will tell.

Anyway, speaking of the future, as Tony Vahl and Damian Hospital like to discuss, the year 2010 as depicted in old movies, TV shows, novels, newspaper articles, magazines, and comic books never came true in its entirety, and most of the time the vision of the future was way off.
Here’s a list of some things that the people from the past did not conceive well:

  • The biggest gaffe is space travel. Everyone believed that by 2010 the moon would have been colonized and we would be way past Jupiter in terms of colonizing our solar system.
  • Alien contact would have already been made.
  • They did not predict that “smaller is better” would be the trend for technology.
  • The closest we have to “virtual reality” is World of Warcraft, no Holodeck, folks.
  • Robots in general, and the robot/computer revolution. Pass.
  • Apocalypse. Remember that Y2K scare? Yup.
  • Humans evolving into hairless telepaths. Actually, humanity is devolving.
  • U.S.A vs U.S.S.R = nuclear holocaust. Yawn.
  • The United Nations or United Federation of Planets or some other Utopian New World Order is in control. One group could NEVER MANAGE this world.
  • Flying cars. Heck, even mainstream electric or solar powered cars. WTF is this hyrid junk we have bought into?
  • Computer-run umpires or referees.
  • Metal buildings. Why not?
  • Woman President of the United States. No comment.
  • No world hunger. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
  • Overpopulation. “By the year 2000, there will be no room left for anyone.”
  • Extinctions caused by mankind. We’ve eased up on that, I think. I read one article that said we would be forced to eat bumble-bees since we would have exhausted our beef supply.
  • Cloning humans- same age, same memories, same personality. HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Utilizing the arctic poles and deserts for SOMETHING useful besides oil.
  • Paperless. Uh-huh.
  • No ghettos, slums, or dirt in the future- perfect infrastructure and transportation. Man, I would love to smoke whatever those guys were smoking after World War II. Oh, it was called national pride.
  • Cyborgs- yeah, ‘cuz you know, I’m really sure our health insurance company will pay for cybernetic body parts.
Well, I’m sure there are a bunch of other things, but I’m getting tired beating a dead horse. My point is that due to politics, money, social changes, and other factors, 2010 is DULL compared to the vision of our predecessors. It SEEMS to me that are automobiles get a new feature every year (and they are marketing as being green even though they still are gas guzzlers), our cell phones (which cause cancer) get more features, our computers get smaller, our TV screens get bigger, cosmetic surgery and enhancements are in vogue, but it’s all the SAME OLD CRAP and we still have the major problems- poverty, disease, sin, ignorance, corruption, hunger vs waste, pollution, selfishness, wars, sexual exploitation, the love of money and security, and voluntarily staying inside the Matrix. So long for now, I will be making money online


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