Also called “RAW FOOTAGE OF OBAMA COMMITTING [CENSORED]“.
PETA wasn’t the only group protesting Obama’s brutal murder of a fly.
The DailySkew has received comments from our correspondents out in the field:
The Shark King had this to say:
“Keep it up..keep it up…”
“I don’t even waste my time with flies. I like bigger catches…”
“We should strive for compassion for all living things. Why? Based on the laws of karma and rebirth, that fly could have been Obama’s mother, father, son, daughter, wife, husband, brother, sister, or best friend in a previous lifetime. That fly could have been reaching out to him, with some vague or distant remembrance. And what does he do? Because his train of thought was disrupted- because this insecure politician was being EMBARRASSED by a FLY- he not only killed it, but he mocked its death, and stepped on the dead body, much to the glee of the @$$-kissers in the audience. His intentions were selfish; he believed his meaningless words were more important than that fly’s life. All bets are off now.”
Damian says: My views on the killing of insects are well known. As for the message board mafia, keep spinning, babies. Keep spinning.
Selected mutant responses:
“I guess no one from PETA drives a car. Think of all the bugs that needlessly die when they are driving to and from work.”
“It is typical of Peta to react this way. Don’t they realize where flies like to go? To nasty, bacterial filled, rotting material and can spread horrible diseases? Most people would have done the same thing Obama did. And he got it on the first try.”
“Last I read, PETA was the one doing all the killing.
I think I saw it at www.PETAKillsAnimals.com”
“It wouldn’t surprise me to see Republicans defend the fly and use this as ammunition against Obama. Fifty bucks this swatting episode turns political.”
“If my memory serves me correctly a “house fly” is an insect – Musca domestica, is the most common of all flies flying in homes, and indeed one of the most widely distributed insects; it is often considered a pest that can carry serious diseases. PETA has no cause to accuse the President of killing an animal and should be sued for wasting funds on such frivolous accusations!”
“We need to look at the real issue here. It’s not that our President has been caught murdering a fly, but what else is it that lurks in that dark, vicious mind of his? I bet it all started a long time ago when he had his first fishing experience, running that hook through the poor worm’s body, all the time laughing and making fun of it while it screamed in agony, or was it the first experience that he had chasing fire flies at night, catching them and pulling their wings off, of heaven forbid, did he squeeze their little lights off or tie strings to them? The man is a menace to society. We must send him to some gov’t diversity training or else, he may soon be trampling and walking on the rights of ants and cockroaches.”
“Wasn’t it at about this point in Carter’s Presidency when he killed the rabbit that attacked his canoe?
Where was PETA then?”
“Are People Embarrassing Tidewater Area (PETA) at it again? Maybe they should all take a July 4th trip to a small island off Hawaii and try to intercept that missle North Korea is about to launch, all for the sake of saving the jungle bugs.”
“It has been postulated that the insect may not have been a fly but a BUG implanted by some other itinerant organization wanting to blame PETA. Do I smell conspiracy?”