Fred Travalena died: Celebrity death trend?
BREAKING NEWS: Not only did TV pitchman Billy Mays die, but comedian Fred Travalena died as well. Rumors of Miley Cyrus death were greatly exaggerated thanks to a Twitter prank.
I’m glad I work with Tashman Technologies’ very own Captain Software II, who gives me the celebrity death updates every hour. He thinks that there is a cosmic conspiracy. First he said, “Deaths come in threes”. Then he said, “Deaths come in fours”. Now he says the whole world is messed up.
Here’s a NEWSFLASH for everyone searching for death trends, I’m gonna say it nice and clear:
About 250,000 – 300,000 people die per day.
Again, about 250,000 – 300,000 people die in the world per day.
So STOP saying “wow another celebrity died today?whats going on?”
It really makes you sound like a message board mutant.
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I predict RAW will agree with your post. Since there is no society, there cannot possibly be a death trend.
Then again, by making a prediction, I might be influencing RAW's opinion.
He is the Pretzel King.
And I believed you just coined a new DS character!
Gimme a High Five.
Ooops..I just coined another one.