Yeah, hi…my name is Ken Tracey, and I’ve been dead for four years now. Satan let me post to this blog just so I can get something off my chest: can the Department of Corrections please take me down from their Search for Sexual Predators website? I mean, I can’t begin to tell you how I’m being punished down here.
I swear I never meant to hurt little Timmy, Ryan, and my nephew Zack. But the demons down here don’t believe me. They give it to me worse that the felons I was stuck with at Big Pine.
How come my profile is still up there? I mean, they actually list me as deceased. They know I’m dead. I know I’m dead. Yet when people search sex fiends, there I am. Is this some eternal punishment in addition to what’s happening down here?
Can’t the database people not display you if you’re deceased?
It’s not enough that I have to deal with Adolf and Saddam down here, right? You wouldn’t believe the things they force me to do. At least little Timmy liked what I did to him- wait-no, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to type that. I DIDN’T MEAN IT! NO! PLEASE LET ME CONTINUE TO TYPE. SATAN, PLEASE! ARGHHH!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!