Blogger
The blogger pictured above is:
1) Smarter than you, and will let you know it
2) Actually makes money online and doesn’t need to work
3) Writing proposals to President Obama
4) The official spokesperson of the Internet Community
5) Knows what it is in your interest
6) A public speaker and consultant
7) Believes the bailout money should go to his blog/wiki/online community
Enjoyed twittering the Minnesota U.S. Senate recount
9) May very well be your future master, so bow down
10) Your intellectual, moral, and civic SUPERIOR
Yet he
1) In his 32nd year of being single
2) Isn’t even in the real wikipedia, so he had to start his own
3) Looks better with black rectangles for his eyes
4) Has no practical experience around the house or in real life
5) Gets 0-2 blog comments per article…from spammers
6) Has lips that are always between smug and sarcastic
7) Would shrivel up into a mound of gelatin if his Internet connection goes out for 10 minutes
Enjoys posing in front of white backgrounds, with a lavender hue
9) Will gladly take your money to hear his innovative ideas
10) Doesn’t believe in any form of exercise or socializing, if it’s not done virtually
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Wow. You just hospitalized that man!
Excellent post!
I know who you are writing about, and also know why you can’t list his name. Thank you for confirming my instincts on that “man,” and putting it into words
wow.
you totally scalded him.
well done.
if i ever start to develop similar personality traits to “blogger-X” somebody please put a hit out on me.
Same here, bro. We have to be careful not to become the monsters we kill.
nice picture.
It looks like youre enjoying yourself a nice taco bell fajita-pita in this one.
I had a feeling you would like it.