Memorial Day Traveling
Happy Memorial Day Weekend, Average American!

Where will you be traveling?
Tampa?
Disney?
Alaska?
I mean, I know having a barbecue or picnic at your local park or backyard is out of the question.
You just HAVE to travel somewhere. Maybe use some expensive gas. How about hopping on an airplane? You know you want to. You’ve been looking forward to this three-day weekend all year! Take a break from your hectic life by TRAVELING and spending money that you don’t have! Yeah, that’s the ticket! Are you even going to show up to work tomorrow?
How much money are you going to spend this weekend? Did you get Bush’s tax rebate yet? Blow it now! What recession?
Have fun!

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