I’ve been getting a lot of e-mails about what secret language Hulk Hogan was speaking to his son for the latest prison phone call.
Carny slang was used back in the day because circus performers were always tricking paying customers. This was later carried on to professional wrestling, which started at carnivals, and kayfabe was created. Some carnies use something that sounds like pig-Latin (by adding iz or -erza in between syllables) too. Hogan KNOWS you can find this out. For those of you who are trying to decode what Hogan says, here is an edited list of carny slang:
* Agent – Operator of a joint.
* Alibi – A technique used where the player has apparently won the game, but is denied a prize when the jointee invents a further, unforeseeable, condition of the game. For example, a player may be disqualified on the grounds of having leaned over a previously undisclosed “foul line.”
* Bally – A free performance intended to attract both tips and visitors to the nearby sideshow.
* Blow – Cocaine
* Blow Off – Rush of customers out of an exhibition.
* Bone yard – Place at which employees stay when not working.
* Burn the lot – To cheat players with little or no attempt to conceal the subterfuge, in the carny’s expectation that the same town will not be visited again.
* Butcher – A carnie that will take every penny from a mark by confusing them and then forcing them to pay
* Call – The act of yelling out slogans and interacting with passers-by to attract business.
* Circus “jump” – Term used to describe the need to tear down, drive, set up and work in another town, the very next day.
* Donniker – Bathroom
* Flat – A game that is rigged so that you cannot win. Illegal in most states.
* Flash – To make your joint look ready for business. To make it look “flashy”
* Forty Miler – A greenie who is willing to travel, but only short distances from their home base. Also used to describe anyone or anything that is perceived to be fake or phony.
* Gaff – To rig a game so as to make it unwinnable
* Green Help – Employees hired at a new location that are only temporary (a.k.a. greenies).
* Hammer-Squash – Used to describe an individual as dumb or stupid (used interchangeably with Larry when used to describe a person).
* Hey, Rube! – An exclamation used to summon help by a carny in trouble, either from police or disgruntled players.
* Ikey Heyman – A wheel of fortune that can be secretly braked by the carny
* -iz or -erza – Inserted between the syllables of words to serve as a cipher or cryptolect.
* Key To The Midway – An object a carnival worker will ask a younger customer (or new initiate) for when asked for a free game or prize. The idea is that the ‘mooch’ will go onto the next game and ask for a “Key To The Midway”, only to find out that this new carny has one, but can only give it up for some other far fetched item. Examples of such items include: A cordless extension cord, a solar-powered flash light, an underwater lighter, tack glue, a left handed screwdriver, light bulb grease, purple fuzzy tape, glass hammer etc. The idea is to have fun at the customer’s naivety.
* The Kitty – Budgeted amount of finance, regulated by the management of a carnival for purchasing food and supplies for its workers. (“We wanted a new tent, but there’s no more scratch in the kitty.”)
* Larry – Defective
* Loc(ation) – Location of a joint or ride as determined by the carnival manager. Usually laid out before set-up.
* Lot – The Lot is the carnival midway area where the rides & “joints” are set up
* Lot Lizard – Describes a carny (usually female) who has multiple sexual partners (also carnys) Or one who tends to “sleep-around” or cheat with other carnys on the lot.
* Mark – A target for swindling, especially one whose gullibility has been demonstrated. Derived from the covert use of chalk to mark the backs of especially ripe targets. The term has entered the popular lexicon, usually as “easy mark.”
* Midway – Center strip of the carnival where the games or rides are located.
yard or c-note ($100)
large or K ($1000)
* Mooch – An individual who asks for a free game or prize. It is also used to describe someone who watches others play, but does not play themselves or asks a lot of questions with no intention of playing the game. Sometimes used as an insult between carnies to connote cheapness.
* New – An insult used by carnies, against carnies (newbie). Used in instances where a carnival worker should know better, with the insulter asking “What are you, new?”
* The Nut – The sum total (in cash) of a performance, or group of performances. The nut (or kernel) is also sometimes used to refer to the basic operating expense of the joint (including the “patch”). To “make your nut” is to break even, anything beyond that is your profit (or tip).
* Oats – Stolen money from a concession.
* Patch money – Money used to induce police officers to turn a blind eye. Also known as juice or ice.
* Plush – Stuffed animals to be given away as prizes
* Poke – The Mark’s wallet is known as their Poke. When a carnie tries to see how much is in a marks wallet they “Peek their poke”
* Possum belly (sometimes possum gut) compartment under a truck or trailer
* Ride jock (or jockey) – Someone who operates the carnival rides (vs. jointee).
* Rousty or Roustabout – A temporary or full-time laborer who helps pitch concessions and assemble rides.
* Scratch – The revenue from a concession, or money in general.
* Score – Any scratch won by any means, fair or foul.
* Sharpie – The opposite of a mark: an experienced player who is wise to traditional carny scams and is skilled at the games themselves.
* Slough – Tear down your “joint”. Get it ready for the road.
* Slum – Stuff that makes you want to kill the person selling it to you. small cheap “stock”
* Speak the language – Used as a test to see if someone is really “with it”. Many carnies “qualify” outsiders by using the jargon. A string of jargon or carny-talk is spoken to determine if the other person understands.
* Spring – Open the carnival.
* Stick Joint – Homemade wooden or metal booth.
* Stock- Game prizes
* Straight – A game that is played by the rules
* Sugar Shack – A concession or food-stand that doubles as a front for drug commerce & trafficking.
* Store – Can mean any joint, but is usually used to refer to a “straight store” where there’s a winner every time. The store is basically selling stock, usually slum, for a handsome profit.
* Tip – Tip generally has two meanings, depending on who you’re talking to and where. Old-timers usually mean the crowd that gathers around a caller or mike-man to hear the spiel before the start of the next show, or the crowd that hangs around a joint, watching others play. A more general meaning is any scratch the agent wins from his game as in “I just won a real nice tip from that last mark”.
* Two-Way Joint – A game that can be quickly converted from a fixed, unwinnable game into a temporarily honest one when police officers come by.
* With it – A carny, to identify one another, as in “I’m with it”, or “Are you with it”? (With the show).
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