Tashman: Luthor’s Legacy
Luthor- former Tashman Technologies teleportation processing king. Junior member of the Clique. A very influential middle manager. As followers of Tashman know, Luthor was laid off recently- until Tashman gets back into an expansion mode, instead of a contracting mode.
So what of Luthor’s legacy?
Picture yesterday, when his manager and friend Charles Brown was cleaning out of his office. “Overmind, can I see you for a second?” he asked. When I entered Luthor’s office, which has not been touched in weeks, covered with papers and dust, Charlie offered me Luthor’s AWESOME speakers!
Then he gave up all of Luthor’s junk to Reception, who brought it back to DT and Overmind in a Tupperware bin. We, like scavengers, quickly took his multi-colored sticky pads, pencils, paper clips, highlighters, and markers. We skinned his bones like a fish in around 8 seconds.
Now there’s NOTHING left of Luthor. Nothing. We ate his skeleton like a crab being thrown into a tank full of piranhas.
And so ends the Legacy of Luthor. May he rest in peace.
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me and the raccoons call dibs on whatever useful items you guys threw in the garbage!
HAHAHA!!
Now I can highlight in Dark Green!!!
He’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack