Cobra Commander Rap (DJ Hospi-tal)
COBRA COMMANDER
An original rap song byDJ Hospi-tal
Cobra Commandah,
Master o’ propaganda,
Started out as a normal guy
before the “Cobra!” battle cry.
He was a used car salesman,
with a poor commission plan
His big bro Dannnn was in ‘Naaaam
and when he came back,
he was drunk and -BAM!
He collided with Snake-Eyes’ twin sister,
worse than a Kansas City twister
Killed them both- up in smoke.
Cobra Commander cried for justice
like Julius Caesar Augustus
Went from town to town,
inspiring those who the government had let down-
Formed Cobra
and squeezed the globe like a snake
was more powerful than a 10 point 1 earthquake
The world trembled
so GI JOE re-assembled
But by then Cobra Commander
had an entourage
better than a Swedish massage 
Cobra now had the tightest flow on the planet
- they didn’t panic – their influence was gigantic
Cobra took over worldwide stage
- in a steel cage – just to get paid
There have been many imitators-
like Fred the Seventh,
who got killed by the C.C. menace,
and Serpentor,
who died during Cobra’s civil wor,
They all fell,
gone to Hell,
’cause they only will be ONE-
darker than the midnight SON.
He came from humble beginnings,
and has still been playing into extra innings
He is totally evil,
believes in upheaval,
worse than a black weevil!
Cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Natural born killlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Cobra Commandah,
more devious than a slender salamandah!
Other DailySkew rap songs:
Snake-Eyes
Destro
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Damn.
yo kid,that was ill!,you got some skills,dawg!