You know, I signed with match.com the other day — cause I’m on the prowl, boys and girls. And you know what I don’t get?
These chicks — they put up their profile, and they say, “looks don’t matter.” So, I send them my pic, and I never hear from them.
I don’t get it. What am I doing wrong? I mean, they want the pic, and our traits match on-line … so what’s the problem?
You know, I guess it just takes a few days — they’re a little shy, especially when a guy like me comes around. After all, I am a successful programmer: I offer stability, and safety.
As long as these girls understand I just want to get to know them … then we’ll see where it goes from there.